what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

the first Ronald McDonald - 1963
does he realize he has four eyebrows

FOR FANFIC PURPOSES, BEACON HILLS IS HOME TO
- THE BEACON HILLS (a polo club or country club)
- BIODIESEL
- THE BEACON: A GRAND HOTEL
- B. BEAN SWEETS
- BEACON LACROSSE MEMORIAL HIGH SCHOOL
- BEACON FABRICATION
- BEACON HILLS STORAGE
- BEACON HILLS MEDICAL CENTER
- BEACON CAB
- BEACON HOPE MEDICAL CLINIC
- BEACON COFFEE & TEA
- NOW
- BEACON HILLS FINANCIAL SERVICE
- BEACON HILLS CATHOLIC CHURCH
- BO: BEACON OTEGA
- BEACON HILLS CARE CENTER
- BEACON
- ANCIENT SYMBOLS (not subtle at all)
- BEACON POSTAL SERVICE
- MG
- THE BEACON TRACK
- BEACON HILLS (looks like a bookstore)
- BEACON ARMS
- JULIETTE
- JUNGLE
- MACY’S
- VIDEO 2*C (for all your late night rom com needs)
- FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF BEACON HILLS
AND NO GOOGLE, IT’S QUIKLOOKUP OR NOTHING
SIDENOTE: BEACON HILLS LACKS ORIGINALITY FOR ITS BUSINESSES
AND THE LIST BECOMES MORE HILARIOUS. I NEED TO SEE THESE IN FICS
jesUS
SCREAMs
what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old